Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
if i died would you start the facebook group?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
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i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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