question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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