whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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