oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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