Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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