I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
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yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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