I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
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Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
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IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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