Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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