Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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