just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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