Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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