marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
he wants to bone in the snuggie
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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