I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
