That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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