Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
