I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
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Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
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if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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