After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
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You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
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not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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