READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
People in love make me want to vomit
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
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you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
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I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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