What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
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i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
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Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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