mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
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all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
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Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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