No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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