Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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