no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
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I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
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I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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