I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
A bitchslap is in order.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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