My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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