I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
So squirting runs in the family.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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