my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
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A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
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Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell