You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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