We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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