i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Is it because I queefed?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
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Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
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When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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