i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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