No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
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Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
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There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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