If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
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I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?