He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.