U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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