I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
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He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
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It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real