He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
