There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
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She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
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Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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