their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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