I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
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I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
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was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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