Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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