When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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