Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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