There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
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professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
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It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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