Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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