I need help removing her.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
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My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
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Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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