Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
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I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
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There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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