i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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