I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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