So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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