Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
He shit in the fireplace
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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