I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
