if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
