I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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