Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
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