There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
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If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
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good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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