i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
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We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
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Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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