My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Randomize
